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BLONDE JOKES AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF!

Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:27 pm
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This is a thread where you can post your favorite joke...we'll just see how far it can go! I'll start!

~CJ

I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs, When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car, My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter, Welcome to the family.


















The moral of this story is: “Always keep your condoms in your car.”
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Since: May 28, 2008
Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:44 pm
 

BLONDE JOKES AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF!

very good Waldo...gotta love it

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''




Since: Dec 5, 2006
Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:40 pm
 

BLONDE JOKES AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF!

What's the difference between a blonde and a turtle?

 

 

Get either one on their back and they're both screwed.  (language cleaned up for the kiddies)



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