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Posted on: November 5, 2008 12:27 pm
 

BLONDE JOKES AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF!

This is a thread where you can post your favorite joke...we'll just see how far it can go! I'll start!

~CJ

I was happy, My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs, When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car, My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter, Welcome to the family.


















The moral of this story is: “Always keep your condoms in your car.”
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Category: SPiN
Posted on: November 3, 2008 1:51 pm
 

All that for Iverson?

The trade of Allen Iverson was just announced and it's a bit unbelievable that the Pistons would unload that much to obtain, unless it is strictly a salary cap move. A.I. is in the last year of a contract that has him making $20+ million. The Nuggets get the ever steady Billups, a power forward in McDyess and a young center by the name of Samb. I know that the Nuggets just took on two heavy contracts to dismiss one, but why?

This will completely change the playing style of the Nuggets. You don't have A.I. bringing the ball up the court at a hellacious tempo to dish to Melo and McDyess? That offense is out the door. I think that Denver got great returns in trading A.I. The Pistons needed the steady leadership of Billups. Here's to the Pistons for leading the league in technical fouls this year.  Please sound off.  Interesting move.

Was this trade made to get contracts off the slate, and to gain flexibility in the upcoming free agent market?

Was this a good or a bad trade and for which side?

Posted on: October 29, 2008 3:29 pm
 

Is your Avatar your own creation?

If you have an avatar that you have created yourself or is a picture of yourself please post. I'm curious how many of us hide behind others pictures. I hide, but maybe because of a lack of creativity...or maybe I'm just embarassed?  Show your real side! How many of us are wearing masks? 
Category: General
Tags: Avatars
 
Posted on: October 13, 2008 1:49 pm
 

Best young nucleus of a MLB Team

I'm a Dodgers fan and would like to challenge other fans out there to find on their teams a comparable group of players to those that the Dodgers have.
C Martin
1B Loney
2B DeWitt
CF Kemp
RF Ethier
SP Billingsley
SP Kershaw
SP McDonald
RP Broxton
RP Wade
All under the age of 26. Now I'm not saying that they are the best group out there, but you the fan tell me if your organization has anyone comparable to this group. They also all have playoff experience now! This is my first ever topic so please challenge me.


Category: MLB
Tags: Dodgers, MLB
 
 
 
 
 
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